Only two today, thanks to/because of Ukraine. #stillmiffed Hold on tight for part six!
Wonderful weirdos ahead! Fasten your shitbelts for part five!
Set that alarm, keep going and don’t mind that stone in your shoe – it’s time for part four!
May is rapidly approaching (no, not Theresa – she’s exiting, haven’t you heard?) so let’s get a move on and fasten your shitbelts for part three of the ESC 2019 previews!
The tide is high, so hold on and fasten your shitbelts for part two!
*Looks at calendar and is startled* Tick, tock, time to get a move on! Running order ruvealed revealed, less than a month until rehearsals start – beter get my review/preview gear on! Are you ready to fly? Cause I sure as hell am not. But…there we go anyway! Fasten your shitbelts!
The end of on-season approaches rapidly, which can only mean one thing: time to travel to Globen Friends Arena for the grand Melodifestivalen final. We’ve seen all participants, but who will get the ticket to Tel Aviv? Hello, crystal ball?
Trend alert: every year there’s this one National Final that trumps – *coughs* nay triumphs over – all other NF’s. And rather unexpectedly *coughs again* it was one of the Nordics holding it in store for us!
Another weekend in February, another National Finals frenzy. You choose, you lose!
No, not Jinx Monsoon. The infamous Dimivision jinx! There’s always one night where everything goes exactly the opposite of how it should go (in my own little not that humble opinion). Yesterday was that night. Assuming it’s limited to one night only, that is…