Where the hell are all the Nordic countries, you wonder? Not to worry, today you get two for the price of one. And one bonus country, just because we cancan. No limits, we’ll reach for the sky! Fasten your shitbelts for part nine!
Are you having the time of your life? Did you carry a watermelon? Does anybody put this baby in a corner? OK, enough with the Dirty Dancing references already – Time for part eight of the previews!
Bring on semi 2 – Fasten your shitbelts for part seven!
Only two today, thanks to/because of Ukraine. #stillmiffed Hold on tight for part six!
Wonderful weirdos ahead! Fasten your shitbelts for part five!
Set that alarm, keep going and don’t mind that stone in your shoe – it’s time for part four!
May is rapidly approaching (no, not Theresa – she’s exiting, haven’t you heard?) so let’s get a move on and fasten your shitbelts for part three of the ESC 2019 previews!
The tide is high, so hold on and fasten your shitbelts for part two!
*Looks at calendar and is startled* Tick, tock, time to get a move on! Running order ruvealed revealed, less than a month until rehearsals start – beter get my review/preview gear on! Are you ready to fly? Cause I sure as hell am not. But…there we go anyway! Fasten your shitbelts!
The end of on-season approaches rapidly, which can only mean one thing: time to travel to Globen Friends Arena for the grand Melodifestivalen final. We’ve seen all participants, but who will get the ticket to Tel Aviv? Hello, crystal ball?