Eurovision 2022 Review: Miss Congenieurovisionality.

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What’s going on? Where is the love? Heal the world. Imagine. People have the power. All we are saying is give peace a chance. There we have it: Eurovision 2022 in a nutshell. Or was there more to it than a people powered peace plea? Time for some serious scrutiny!  It’s the #eurovision 2022 #review, y’all!
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Eurovision 2022 Semi 1 – The Day After

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Alora! Finally semi 1 was upon us yesterday. Yet despite a rehearsal week full of rumours and drama, we were not ready. It turned out not to be the best of nights for p*ssy, p*nani or Pia Maria. Or even Pausini, some say. But was it really that dramatic? James, bring me the microscope! #esc2022 #eurovision
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Eurovision 2022 Previews Part 14: Spain, UK & final thoughts

 

PART 14This is the end, my friend! Two entries left to review. Plus the impossible task of trying to predict the outcome. Mirror mirror on the wall? Tarot deck or crystal ball? No, I don’t need help: I’m an expert after all. #eurovision #esc22 #esc2022
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Eurovision 2022 Previews Part 13: Italy, France & Germany

 

PART 13Lucky number 13 of the previews brings us the first batch of finalists, including the home entry. Will it be another Big Year for (some of) the Big Five? James, bring forth the Brividi! #eurovision #esc22 #esc2022
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Eurovision 2022 Previews Part 12: Belgium, Sweden & Czechia + quali prediction for semi 2

 

PART 12No lights off but rather light at the end of the tunnel as we come to the end of the horror that is Semi 2. And then we still have to guesstimate who’ll make it. Alexa, make my cappuccino a double today! #eurovision #esc22 #esc2022
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Eurovision 2022 Previews Part 11: Romania, Poland & Montenegro

 

PART 11Part 11 of the previews, deep into semi 2 and we desperately need something to lift the mood. Maybé todayé, bébébé? #eurovision #esc22 #esc2022
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Eurovision 2022 Previews Part 10: Ireland, North Macedonia & Estonia

 

PART 10Part 10 of this year’s #eurovision previews, smack bang in the middle of Semi 2 and we’ve only got one entry with 4 stars until now for this semi. Until today…from the most unexpected of corners no less. #spoileralert #esc22 #esc2022
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Eurovision 2022 Previews Part 9: San Marino, Australia & Cyprus

 

PART 9Part 9 of this year’s previews and quite frankly it’s about time semi 2 starts delivering. Will the Mediterranean offer some relief, or do we really need to travel all the way Down Under to turn the beat around? #eurovision #esc2022 
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Eurovision 2022 Previews Part 8: Azerbaijan, Georgia & Malta

 

PART 8

Hi Siri, please insert inspirational intro here so I don’t have to. Why? Cause I don’t feel inspired. Why? Jump into today’s trio and find out for yourself! #eurovision #esc2022 #esc22 
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