Eurovision 2013 (P)Review – Part 2 – Slovenia & Croatia

Following yesterday’s premiere, here’s part 2 of the run through of this year’s contestants! Will they be beautiful butterflies, or rather moths that have to hide away in the dark?

First of all, a bit of framework for the judging – I’ll be looking at the song, the vocal performance and the stage presentation (or concept of the video if we haven’t seen a stage performance) and I’ll round up by putting them to the DIMI test (do I think it’s Dramatic, Intriguing and/or Modern enough to Include in my iTunes library?). I’ll score the entries from 1 to 5 on each of those points, resulting in a score out of a possible maximum of 20.

3. Slovenia – Hannah Mancini – Straight into love 

The Song: Ah, the first dance song makes its appearance. Surprisingly, it’s one of the few this year and while those soaring LOOOOOOOVE’s might vaguely remind us of Euphoria, the rest of it pretty much stands on its own. This is one of the most modern entries in the field this year, thanks to that fat beat in the chorus which I’m absolutely madly in love with. The composition isn’t exactly groundbreaking and the lyrics aren’t really fresh either (the rhyming doesn’t help) but all in all this sounds like it could sneak into the charts. That is a plus, yes.
Verdict:
The Voice: Well, we’ve only heard her singing it while standing absolutely still and that sounded nothing short of impressive. Whether she’ll be able to keep it up if she moves on stage is another matter. But for now I’d say there are worse singers to be found in this year’s field.
Verdict:
The Performance: Only Madame Zelda knows. The video looks cool though (exactly how I hoped it would) so I feel this bodes well. Secretly hoping for something along the line of what Hanna Lindblad treated us to with Manipulated, as this just screams for some serious strutting. Pretty please?
Verdict:
The DIMI test: This might just sneak into my ‘top 25 of most played songs’. I’m already strutting to it through my living room while brushing my teeth in the morning. What a way to wake up!
Verdict:

PERSONAL TOTAL: 18/20
PREDICTION: I would have liked a better starting position for Slovenia, although coming after Estonia and before Croatia doesn’t really hurt their chances. I’ll go out on a limb here and say this will qualify.

4. Croatia – Klapa S Mora – Mižerja

The Song: This sounds like it belongs in the Contest, but rather 2 decades ago. The fact that half of the instruments in this entry are all coming out of one synthesizer does not help lift my opinion – rather on the contrary. I’m sure there is an (older) audience for this kind of entry, but I’m not one of them. Too traditional and safe for my liking. And I don’t think it’s a swift tactical move to call your entry ‘Misery’. But hey.
Verdict:
The Voice: Il Divo has moved to Zagreb, it seems.  They all sound very capable and the harmonies sound lovely, especially impressed by those going into the lower range. I just wish they’d do something a bit more…unexpected.
Verdict:
The Performance: Wake me up before you go go. It’s bad enough you sound like you belong at a funeral, do you really have to act as if we’re at one too? I sure hope they’re able to put some Croatian magic into this, by which I mean 1998 rather than 2011. I’m a fan of simple yet effective, with the emphasis on effective instead of dead.
Verdict:
The DIMI test: I don’t think I’m leaning towards a yes. Unless they manage to sweep me off my feet on May 14th. Doubt it though.
Verdict:

PERSONAL TOTAL: 8/20
PREDICTION: Wedged between Slovenia and Denmark this could either be invisible or stand out. I’m leaning towards the first. They’ve got a couple of friends/neighbours in this semi, but I just can’t see it happening.

Tomorrow: Denmark & Russia

Eurovision 2013 (P)Review – Part 1 – Austria & Estonia

The Easter Bunny has made his rounds and apart from the chocolate I stuffed my face with (my running shoes will become my best friends once more) he also remembered to drop a song for this year’s Eurovision Song Contest in each (participating) country’s basket. SVT and EBU assisted by unleashing the running order for the semis, which means it’s now high time for a run through of this year’s contestants! Will they be beautiful butterflies, or rather moths that have to hide away in the dark? Continue reading “Eurovision 2013 (P)Review – Part 1 – Austria & Estonia”

Melodifestivalen 2013 – The Final – Some afterthoughts

It happens every year. Fans dive into the new season with freshly brewed courage…and the more songs are revealed, the longer the virtual faces online. Same story this year, and there’s no better place for the virtual cry baby than Melodifestivalen. The most popular national final looks to be suffering from its own success. Or is it?

I don’t think thewords ‘worst final ever’ have been uttered as much as in the week running up to the MF final this year. The machine that sprouted countless hits and stuff of legends (in the ESC bubble, yes) showed signs of dehydration and fatigue. Have we climbed every MF mountain and is are we heading for the way back down or are we all just a bunch of drama queens? Let’s look at the arguments.
Då kör vi!

1/ The songs all sound alike…or we’ve heard them before: Quelle surprise, when half of the field has been penned by the queens of recycling that go by the name of Fredrik Kempe  & Thomas G:son. But the fact that a popular (ha!) genre survives a couple of editions isn’t that big of a surprise. And everything finds its way back to the general public. Just ask Bon Jov…YOHIO. Agreed, the diversity that ruled the semis wasn’t reflected in the final this year. That’s more due to a not very clever mix in the semis than the voting behaviour of the Swedes, I’d say.

2/ Too many visual tricks, too little real (vocal) stuff: Quelle surprise, with prerecorded backing vocals it’s up to choreographers and dancers to catch the attention of the televoter. Sure, showing off might help (though one has ones limits, Anton Ewald) but simple and effective usually does the trick. Right, Louise Hoffsten?

3/ Too much testosterone in the Friends Arena: Quelle surprise… No really, it IS a surprise. A surprise that there actually were so many male finalists (for once). And a surprise this is actually one of the concerns in people’s minds when it comes to MF. Sure, one female finalist isn’t exactly overwhelming, but all those whiners conveniently forgot MF was only won twice by a man in the past decade. Get a fracking life. So what if the era of The Diva is temporarily over? Carola showed us, bursting out of her hotpants and raping her own classic with a second hand beat, that might not actually be a very bad thing. (Bad queen, I know, but it is what it is isn’t it)

4/ Does it really need to be that big: Well…yes. How else will you know if a potential entry will potentially survive come May? Bad enough to have 8 people on stage and prerecorded backing vocals, let alone organising your NF in some basement in the nation’s capital with only room for a handful of people. Yes, I do have our own RTBF in mind and yes I did just turn into a lighter shade of green.

5/ Sweden doesn’t really want to win Eurovision: So fracking what. That’s common knowledge by now, no? MF is first and foremost a local happening, giving lots of opportunity and exposure to local talent and providing lots of fuel for the local music industry to keep on turning. Which makes Eurovision ‘only’ a bonus. Some countries might do well in taking an example *coughs* UK *coughs again*

In short, who are we to judge? Sure MF has its shortcomings: too much of the same names year in year out which makes the element of surprise harder to come by. But it does succeed in staying succesful and somehow the Swedes are able to pick a rather contemporary and dangerous contestant for the European platform. In Belgium and the Netherlands we’re already over the moon when a popular artist from the alternative spectrum decides, against all odds, to participate without conforming to any of the clichés – in other words: just for fun. Who should pity whom then?

Eurovision 2013 – MF semi 4 – Det gör (lite) ont.

“Ow, semi 4 already?” I thought to myself while going all Sheldon and demanding my own spot on the couch, getting ready to follow what has to be the worst live stream since I started following MF in 2004. Time sure goes by fast, a cliché some of the contestants in Malmö can attest to, whether they want to or not…

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Eurovision 2013 – MF semi 3 – Sorry, Jasper, I’m ever so sorry.

“What do you mean, you’ve never seen Melodifestivalen?!” Jasper and I are on our way to a staff meeting of local Eurovision website Eurosong.be we both write for, and with eyes full of disbelief I stare at the self proclaimed Diva in my passenger seat. “As Eurovision fan you’ll think MF is delicious, sometimes it’s even better than Eurovision itself” I utter enthusiastically. Jasper solemnly swears he’ll give it a chance someday.

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Eurovision 2013 – Melodifestivalen 1 & 2 – Dead fish & Japandrogeny

Right, the beginning of February! That usually means a truckload of semis and yet the only one we have written in stone on our calendar would be Melodifestivalen, getting preference over MGP’s & UMK’s anytime. But why exactly? Sure, this year would have that extra something as the Swedes have got a title to defend but in the meantime other broadcasters around Europe are finetuning their national selection and upgrading it to MF level. So why bother?

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Eurovision 2013 – Unser Song für Malmö – Einfach Glorious

I have to admit I wasn’t always too keen on the German music scene, or at least the part of it that reached my ears through various channels without going out there and seeing for myself what they have to offer. Which means their national finals weren’t exactly troubling my schedule in the past couple of years and I wasn’t exactly planning on finding out on which digital channel they put ARD over here until Mother Nature decided otherwise. Doctor’s verdict: three days of strictly staying at home, varying between couch and bed with a viral infection to the digestive system. Enough to welcome any kind of distraction, including a German NF.

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Eurovision 2013 – Norway, Denmark, Finland & Iceland: Scandinavia does not equal Scandinavia

They were fully at it up north, the past couple of weeks, weren’t they? Two weeks of not posting anything on here and suddenly we’ve got 4 Scandinavian entries for Malmö. Time flies, you say? You are not kidding, my friend!

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Eurovision season 2013 kick-off: MGP semi 1 review

Who pressed the FFWD button? Suddenly it’s fracking January and Eurovision’s on season is back! After quite the crappy second half of 2012 (in my private life, no details necessary), which led to a lack of energy which led to a lacklustre attitude towards my blog, I am now forced to take the glove back up again as NRK kicked off the Scandinavian search for participants in Malmö. Thank god my 2013 started off way better than 2012 ended!
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Eurovision Review – 2012: Simply Euphoric

One week after the Big event I think I’m about ready to have my opinion written in stone – well, put in writing anyway. I started this blog little over a year ago which means this is the first review I publish right after the Contest took place and I have to say I’ve seen it a couple of times already, just to make sure my view on things is aligned with the reviews of previous Contests – some of which I know by heart already. Good thing I did, the excitement of last Saturday kind of blurred my vision a little! But here it goes!

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